An anxious defendant entered the courtroom. The wretch was shaking with fear, and seemed to find his only solace in turning a small, dark object in his hands. There were many plaintiffs here, and to the unhappiness of the defendant, they were court, jury and executioner all at the same time.
They behaved like a noisy mob, although they kept to their assigned benches against the walls of the room, leaving an empty space in the center of the room. It was in the center that the elevated position designated for the accused was located. The defendant, shaking with nerves, stood on the seat designated for him, and within seconds silence fell over the room. Suddenly, everyone with visible grimaces of anger began to stare at the defendant.
A man with a yellow complexion and white hair stood up from the crowd of plaintiffs.
– We have gathered today to confirm once and for all what we have all been well aware of for a long time! – he exclaimed.
– That’s right! – agreed with “yellow” the entire crowd.
– Speaking of the issue that united us here, despite the obvious differences between us!
After these words, the accused noted that the plaintiffs, dressed in blue and green, were seated on opposite sides of the room – presumably to prevent possible fights between them, but even they all nodded their heads in agreement with the “yellow” orator.
This last word was uttered with disgust, and the crowd in the hall flinched at the sound of it.
The defendant looked at the object he was holding in his hand. His screen suddenly lit up, displaying a set of icons of his favorite games, with which he had collectively spent hundreds of hours. “If they want to lynch me here,” he thought, “then I certainly won’t give up without a fight. I play on phone and I’m a more hardcore gamer than PC and console gamers“.
PC Master Race and consoles vs. mobiles
– As a representative of the PC Master Race,” said “yellow” with undisguised pride, “I open the trial with a crowning argument: mobile games are extremely simple and do not offer an artistic experience On the same level as PC and console games!
The defendant suddenly felt more confident and stopped shaking.